So the other night, I'm on the Twitter and Roger Ebert starts this meme, Six Word Stories. It's what it sounds like. A story told in six words. (Hemingway, of course, is the all-time champ: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn.") Here are some of the ones I did.
He closed his eyes. And fired.
The car stopped. She kept going.
"Oxycontin? Sure, why not", said Limbaugh.
He woke bloodstained, full moon above.
He pulled the ripcord. "Knapsack. Shit."
"Ooooh! Whale!", baby Ahab squealed happily.
"What's THIS button do?" "STO-" Boom.
Lighting kimchee-fueled farts proved fatal.
"Uh...which one was the quaalude?"
"Soylent Brown is hamsters! IT'S HAAAAAAAAAMSTERRRRRRRRRRRRSS!"
"Your favorite?" "Josh Groban." "Check please."
"Where is that goddamn cat?" "BELLLLLLLCH."
They sighed collectively, then played "Freebird".