I found this on the Internet today. There is a TJ's about two miles from my house. I go there at least 3 times a week. I am drawn to it like Odysseus was to Aeaea. I talk to the cashiers about the miracle of the Frozen Mahi-Mahi Burger. When they carve open my bloated dead corpse Wasabi Flavored Almonds will spill out like the contents of a smug white pinata.