Last day, last chance for you guys to go here and donate. What - surely you didn't think I was doing this for fun? I rarely do things just for fun any more. And yes, I will call you Shirley.
So What Does It All Mean? I rejoined the ranks of that oft-maligned and persecuted subculture, The Mustachioed. Unlike The Mustachioed, I can shave this thing off tomorrow and return to the good graces of Society, and perhaps that made it easier for me to step out of my privileged upper-middle-class clean-lipped shoes and walk in those of a downtrodden people. In doing so, I learned some valuable lessons about discrimination, bigotry, fear, hatred, and dramatic, delusional hyperbole. Team DadCentric has, as of this posting, raised a smidge over $1200. If that means one less man will avoid the indignity of having a doctor's finger shoved up his ass, why, I think we've done some good. So, until next year:
