spring. Thank God. I will go record with this: I am a miserable prick during the winter. I hate the clouds. I hate the gray. I hate 5 o'clock sunsets. I hate wearing jeans. I like warmth, sunshine, and days that last until at least 7:00 p.m. I like to barbecue and walk barefoot to the mailbox. I like not having to turn on the heater when I go to bed. I like dressing my kids in t-shirts and shorts. I like putting the Uggs away for the season. I like the PCM over the Hollingsworth, and I'm sure I'll like the quad fish (that is, when I can finally afford to order it). The world is puddle-wonderful. Tell the goat-faced balloonman he's on on in five.