Actual conversation at work, occurring just outside my office. Note: I am the only guy in my department:
Co-Worker #1: "We need to do a team-building thing."
Co-Worker #2: "I know! We can do Curl Your Hair Tuesday!"
Co-Worker #3: "Oooooo! That's a great idea! We can all come to work with curly hair!"
Me: typetypetype-look busy-hope they don't hear my eyes rolling back into my head
Co-Worker #1 (sotto voce): "What about Jason?"
Co-Worker #2: "Jason, would you do Curly Hair Tuesday with us?"
Co-Worker #1: "You should! Doesn't Beth have rollers? Or a defuser? You know what a defuser is, right?"
Me: "Ah...yeah, it's the big megaphone-looking thing you stick on the end of a hair dryer..."
Co-Worker #3: "Oooooh! You should totally curl your hair!"
Me: "I'm uncomfortable."
Why do I love "The Office"? It's funny 'cause it's TRUE.