Some of you out there have already started your Fourth of July weekend. Here's my advice to you, as I gave to my boy Chris, aka Rude Cactus. I thought it too valuable not to share:
Dude - go buy yourself a twelver of Pabst Blue Ribbon and some pork rinds and break out the inflatable pool! It's PARTY TIME!!! PLAY SOME SKYNYRD, MAN!!!!
(For some reason, as I sit staring slack-jawed at my office computer screen, the aforementioned scenario sounded ideal to me. If I can't do it, I'll take comfort that someone out there is.)